Everything Else

If You're Going to Say Everything, You Have to Say Everything Else

Notes

I'm a snob

me:
we have to walk these invitations, I'm not just putting them in the mailbox.
fiance:
that's ridiculous, we should just dump them in.
me:
no, you don't just DUMP wedding invitations in the box.
...walk up to post office desk...
postal worker:
why didn't you just put these in the box? that's where they're going.
...walking out with fiance...
me:
do NOT say a word. not a word.